June132014
postwhitesociety:

cautiousrevolutionary:

thehassassination:

Just click it when youre not in the car so its not exposed to direct sunlight.

smart

^^^
yo that just saved me a summer of pain

postwhitesociety:

cautiousrevolutionary:

thehassassination:

Just click it when youre not in the car so its not exposed to direct sunlight.

smart

^^^

yo that just saved me a summer of pain

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)

2AM

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

(via ruinedchildhood)

June12014
theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

(Source: tatianamaslies, via icecubesonfiretate)

3PM

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

(Source: snowwhties, via ruinedchildhood)

3PM

psybelius:

emmerichbot:

image

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

No words

(via ruinedchildhood)

(2,304,773 plays)

3PM
beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

(via jellyenvy)

3PM

ellierratic:

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

(Source: succubustial, via ruinedchildhood)

3PM

ellierratic:

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

(Source: succubustial, via ruinedchildhood)

3PM

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

magicalserendipity:

One day in Disneyland I decided to hunt down all the Princesses because I was so inspired with this photo series “#followmeto.” So I present to you the DISNEY PRINCESS VERSION OF IT!

It took me a day to find 8 of them, and two of them took me the next day because all the Princesses leave once the sun goes down in Disneyland. BUT I HAD A BLAST WITH ALL OF THEM! I HAD SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN with these photoshoots. If you want me to post the ones with the Classic characters and the other ones too just message me! PLEASE DON’T REPOST! JUST REBLOG! OR IF YOU DO, JUST TAG, @frncissdominc! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THESE AS MUCH AS I HAVE TAKEN THEM! :D! 

OMG SO JEALOUS

(via ruinedchildhood)

3PM

collegehumor:

Step 1. Ask for a glass of water. Everyone needs to drink water. You’re only human.

Step 2. Keep looking around as if your friend is going to arrive any moment, and you need to wait until they arrive before you order anything, because you’re fucking polite.

Step 3. Get up and look at their selection of desserts, then ask which one is the best. After listening to the barista describe what is in each pastry, make a self-deprecating joke about how you really shouldn’t eat anything because you’re fat enough already, and sit back down. Do not look back.

Step 4. Ask about the inspiration for the décor. What were they going for when they decided to place that plant by the window? What’s with all the chairs?

Step 5. Flirt with the cashier. She’s not just being nice to you because her job depends on quality customer service! She really likes you! Don’t get thrown off your game when she asks if you’ll be buying anything. Just go back to your seat. Do not look back.

Step 6. Flirt with various inanimate objects. You’ll seem really quirky and mysterious, and unlike your interaction with the cashier, you won’t feel rejected!     

Step 7. Go to the bathroom. You had a lot of water. You’re only human.

Step 8. Start a small fire, but then put it out before it escalates. You’ll be a hero and score major points with that plant/cashier!

Step 9. Tear open all the sugar packets you can find and empty them over your head, making it appear as if it is snowing. This works especially well in the summer, making customers feel nostalgic for their last snowfall and sometimes even a bit cooled off.

Step 10. Ask the person next to you to watch your things while you go to the bathroom. Then, find a corner where you can hide safely and watch them watch your things. If nothing happens, pay someone to steal your things and see if the person reacts. This helps nothing but could be interesting to watch.

Step 11. Drink as much skim milk and cream as you can without stopping, and see how long it takes you to puke. Write the time down so you can try to beat it next time.        

Step 12. Help them kick out the homeless guy who refuses to buy anything. It’s just inconsiderate to stay there all day without doing any work. I hope he knows he isn’t fooling anyone. 

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